It's nearly 3am and I just finished feeding Anna. I haven't been to bed yet, as I am wide awake and am afraid that once I go to sleep it will be harder to get up...not the smartest idea, but it's working for me at the moment.
So if you were ever a Saturday Night Live fan way back when....I think in the early 90's, you would remember the Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy....always ridiculous, but nevertheless entertaining....Here is my version:
Deep Thoughts @ 3am
Sitting quietly in the dark, trying to hear what I think is the indication for hunger.
All I can hear is the train in the distance...it sounds extra loud at this hour. It must be carrying a heavy load.
Speaking of heavy loads...the girls sure did have their share of "loads" (or as I prefer to call them "packages") today.
How are cute little girls capable of producing such packages?
It makes me wonder how many times I will be the recipient of said packages and how I would like to set this one guideline for their delivery: Please place all "packages" in diapers.
**Note: Packages delivered in the following ways are frowned upon by management:
1. Deliveries during baths
2. Deliveries prior to baths while waiting naked wrapped in blanket
3. Deliveries after bath while being dried off in clean towel
4. Deliveries during diaper changes...at least give me warning so I can move my hand out of the way.
Still waiting to hear that cry of hunger, but I did just hear a package being delivered.